OH, STACKHOUSE ALMONDS…WHERE COULD YOU BE?

Okay, I need your help, like in the biggest, big-time way ever.

A while back ago, I had the opportunity to try the most yummy-in-my-tummy almonds made by Stackhouse Bros. Orchard*.  They actually, sent them to me to try (at no cost to moi) and I haven’t been able to connect with them since! What the heeeeeccccckkkkk?

I’ve tried calling, emailing, Facebooking and website hunting, but no see-gar.  I NEED to find these guys.  No.  I don’t think you heard me.  I NEED to find the peeps at Stackhouse Bros Orchards to first, thank them for the redunkulous free almonds.  Then, I need to ask them how on earth they learned to shrink down a carnival and stick it in a nut.

 

MY FAVES

The Raspberry flavored almonds were explosively delish.  With every bite I felt like I was transported into another world.  A world where clowns were totally cute and not scary at all.

Then, I tried the Orange Honey. To be honest, I usually hate “orange” flavored stuff, but this was ta-die-for. The best way I can describe this flavor would be this:  take all of the naughty foods you get at the state fair, hire a really good magician and ask them to turn them into dust.  Then, sprinkle the magic naughty food dust into a bowl of almonds.  Sit back and prepare to literally die of happiness. Done.

And guess what?  The savory nuts were just as fabulous – my faves were the Cheese Jalepeno and sprouted with Soy Sauce.  Ahhhhh, the memories.

Please help me find these fabulous almond makers ASAP.

Almonds are awesome.

Ok, Bye.

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