Hooray! The stork was here and he brought me a puppy! Just kidding. I couldn’t be that lucky. But, he did drop off a lil’ something that made my future pregnant self do a cart-wheel.
No seriously. I should be eating cookies at this very moment. I feel brainwashed by cookie brainwashers. And, I’m okay with it.
Happy first day back to work after having 4 glorious days off!
I’m sorry. That’s insensitive. If it makes you feel any better, I have two new friends taking residence on my ass after all of the vacation desserting – I call them “pound 1” and “pound 2”.
Um, yeah. So, I woke up this morning feeling like an Oompa Loompa. I swear the theme song was playing in my bedroom (feel free to click on the link and listen along while you read and laugh at me). A