I love this fancy china designed by Etsy shop My Only Regret (besides dying).

Happy first day back to work after having 4 glorious days off!

I’m sorry.  That’s insensitive.  If it makes you feel any better, I have two new friends taking residence on my ass after all of the vacation desserting – I call them “pound 1” and “pound 2”.  But more on that later.  Right now, I’m focused on one thing – these awesome dishes.  I mean…it doesn’t get much better than cute lil’ animals shouting naughty words from your dessert plate. Am I right?

THE DEETS

This hilariously fancy “china” (designed by My Only Regret (besides dying)) takes me straight back to 3rd grade and I love every second of it.  Those were the days when whispering the word “shit” in the library had you feeling like you were a teenager and oh-so bad-ass.  When replacing the word “funk” with the mother of all curses was the coolest thing you did that year (Michael Jackson’s Thriller was my song of choice).  When you said the word “ass” and got caught and said you were totally referring to a donkey.  It didn’t get much better than that, and that’s why these dirty dishes are bringing back all the feels.

MY FAVES

Savanna Style Dirty Dishes (set of 4 mugs) – These lil’ African creatures are just cussing away about lady & man parts (click on the gallery below to see the R rated version).   Find em’:  here (for $43 bucks).

I love this fancy china designed by Etsy shop My Only Regret (besides dying).

  I love this fancy china designed by Etsy shop My Only Regret (besides dying).

Dirty Dishes G rated Beer Steins (set of 4) – See what I’m saying?  I don’t think there will ever be a time in my life when the word “wiener” doesn’t make me break into hysterical fits of laughter.  Find em’:  here (for $54 bucks).

I love this fancy china designed by Etsy shop My Only Regret (besides dying).

Dinosaur Dirty Dishes Coaster Set of 4:  These dinosaurs are super in trouble for saying these naughty words. I bet you didn’t know this is the real reason dinosaurs became extinct.  Too many curse words.  Find em’:  here (for $23 bucks)

I love this fancy china designed by Etsy shop My Only Regret (besides dying).

 

 

 

 

Ok, I feel dirty now.  Must shower.

Love these.

Adios.

Good-bye.